thanks for the add!.. how you liking this site. .. i love the points, I WANT ALOT. lol

I feel like it is kind of hard to get points on here. I think I am going for the amazon gift card, but I keep wanting to go for a higher one.

There is a 12-step program for that.

1. We admitted we were powerless over the desire to have facial hair that we could not grow—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to a clean-shaven face.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood that facial hair is not a life-altering substance.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our bathroom cabinets to remove all facial hair care and maintenance items.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being that we could not help ourselves when it came to facial hair.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these non-organic substances from our face.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our fake moustaches and deposit them in the wastebasket.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed by the vulgar display of said fake facial hair, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would cause them to attempt to put that moustache back on our face.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly took off the moustache and disposed of it.
11. Sought through prayer and medication to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, so that he would not pick us up and drive us out in his Fury to be taken to a coiffure's shop and start the process again.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to others with fake facial hair, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

The Acme Deluxe HandleBar Moustache comes in a blistered plastic package on a glossy white cardboard background, and is the perfect display piece when you are attending that black tie event (blacktiesoldseperatelyand ownershipofthismoustachedoesnotguaranteeentry intoanyprivatecluborsocialeventyouninny) Proper care and feeding of your Acme Deluxe HandleBar Moustache is essential to its long life and dependable operation. DO keep your moustache in a clean, dry, unexciting, and temperature controlled environment such as anywhere you don't want to be right now. DO NOT allow your Acme Deluxe HandleBar Moustache to come into contact with X-Rays, Gamma Rays, Laser Rays, or Billy Mays under any circumstances. That is all. Enjoy your new Acme Deluxe HandleBar Moustache and remember, with Acme, you'll get like me, or you don't pay me!

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